Preality

Preality means before actual reality

Some of my dreams are preality because I wished to date Jacob and he asked me out today

by Nawab April 2, 2018

pervalry

The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.

Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.

Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".

Hey, a hot girl's coming down the aisle. Show some pervalry and give her your seat.

by George McBob April 23, 2009

pervalien

To be a perverted alien.

To perform martian like actions with a sense of perversion.

To be different, and a pervert.

Saying something perverted to a girl with an awkward, unnatural delivery.

"Dude are you trying to light a cigarette in my microwave? You pervalien."

Or

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

Brick Tamland: 'struggling' The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brick Tamland: That's it.

Quote from Anchorman(2004)

by Ya boy Keelz October 11, 2011

pernapity

Persistently napy. Always a mess.

That is the most pernapity van in carpool.

by Phebie September 18, 2015

pervaliscious

perv-to watch or look at another human being, in order to be obsessed by them

add the aliscious on.. because they are so deliscious or so sexy (aka sexaliscious)

pervaliscious- so utterly sexy that you perv on them

this dude on webcam is so pervaliscious

by tanissaurus February 10, 2007

Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

pervosity

levels of being a pervert

Anita: I'm a perv.
Liam: I'm a bigger perv.
Anita: Well, let's say we have equal in pervosity.

by bluebunny1205 May 7, 2018