Perch

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Oh my god, your such a perch

Perch by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009

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Perch

The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.

Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.

Perch by ixat January 26, 2013

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perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

perch by bleh January 11, 2004

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Perch

1) A deranged psychopath.
2) A Socially Sexual individual.
3) An individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) A white fish.
5) One who is unfaithful.
6) An extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Perch?
Guy 2: What she have an std?
Guy 1: Nah man she's amazing at giving head
Guy 2: Oh! I know I got get from her last night while her husband was out.

Perch by #allthelittlethoughts October 3, 2014