penivore

One whose diet includes semen, usually derived from the act of fellatio.

My girlfriend and Lance Bass have one thing in common - they're both penivores.

by Sir Douche August 6, 2006

Pentoof

Slippers. Especially the big puffy ones.

Hamza’s minecraft pentoof was so swag

by Prettyboipablo December 3, 2021

Sir Pentious

The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust

Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?

Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*

Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT

by Heaven's_Angelic_Destroyer December 21, 2019

penatoid

(Noun) 1. Any campy worm-like/shaped sci-fi creature 2. A beasty vaguely shape like a man’s member 3. Spitting angry, one-eyed trouser snake

The blonde scream queen in that 1950s sci-fi flick was chased by penatoids from Mars.

by rladlof December 16, 2009

I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.

"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

by sexyharveyboy101 July 19, 2018

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017