PenisBlaster

A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.

Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.

by THErustyWALRUS July 6, 2010

peniseater

ummmmm what my sister is

my siter is a peniseater

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Penismancer

Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction

This person just made my penis work again, they must be a penismancer!

by Seulo May 15, 2021

penmastery

the absolute best person on earth. he is funny, sweet and incredibly cured but thats why we love him

penmastery is awesome!

by OverlordKarma November 22, 2021

peniseater

1.) One who eats another's penis.

2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.

Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006

penismaker

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Penisaster

Keenudes aka “nudes”

“Nudes is such a damn penisaster”

by Luke Brewer January 10, 2019