penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

small penisitis

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

penister

noun

VARIATIONS
verb: penistry

To commit penistry makes you a penister.

"God, Mark's such a penister."

by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005

Penigites

A disorder in arms that makes them look like a mans pee pee

Wow! Look Billy has got a hugs penigites

by Dick feather June 2, 2018

Penisitude

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.

Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!

by UnableToThinkClearly June 17, 2018