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penis pump 

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car
"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."
penis pump by adam barto October 15, 2007

Penis Pump 

Tori n. This word's meaning started off as a joke and then came to become what it is today as a popular term of teens.
hey, Penis Pump, come here and talk to me.
Penis Pump by Schmeagle March 22, 2005

penis pump 

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off
opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure
penis pump by marty August 24, 2003

Penis pump original 

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random
Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

last one there is a penis pump 

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

glorified penis pump 

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!