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Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.
Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.
by sera31204 July 9, 2010
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Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
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Pedophallus

Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.
Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010
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PaedoPhil

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.
Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!
by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021
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Pedophilophile

A person that is attracted to a pedophile, usually because they are "rugged" and "rebellious".
Henk was starring at the pedophile from the bushes.

The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.
by XeyOiz October 31, 2011
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Pedrophile

A Mexican that acts creepily and seems to have a "special" interest for children.
Hey man, I think that was a pedrophile that just drove by the school all slowly.
by xXHappYNinjaZXx March 17, 2015
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