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lou pearlman

WOW! Lou is the coolest, with those glasses and 6 chins. He knows his music, considering O-Town is the best in the biz. He is the boy-band legend. He is everyone's liquid dream.
"O-Town was the instant band founded by boy-band genius LOUS PEARLMAN!"
by deet January 10, 2004
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Pearland

city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools
man were you at the football game friday night ?

yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0

man pearlands so badass
by Jhoandcdawg January 16, 2009
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Pearland

A city South/South-East of Houston, Texas. Largely known for the champion football team, the Oilers.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.
Person 1: Yo, there's a party in Pearland!
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.
by Trill OG October 14, 2011
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Diahrrea Pearlman

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.
It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.
by Larry Schonsleberry III April 19, 2004
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Ron Pearlman

(Hell Boy reference) the act of fisting someone while wearing hulk hands.. like the size of Hell Boy's(Ron Pearlman) massive hand.
she was such a dirty whore,I couldn't resist breaking out the hulk hands and giving her the Ron Pearlman!
by tuesbiggalo October 10, 2010
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pearland

that boy chris is from pearland, dont fuck with him
by who is chris September 1, 2004
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pearlman

a person who has no penis that has a MILF
you are a pearlman
by bob May 9, 2003
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