an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom
by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019
Get the Johnny parsons mug.After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.
That's one Partoned car, mate.
His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
That's one Partoned car, mate.
His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
by Ytuoms June 30, 2018
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This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
by Lsymms December 15, 2013
Get the Parsons' law mug.Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.
by izzy lark January 8, 2012
Get the Jim Parsons mug.1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.
2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005
Get the longineu parsons mug.A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
by Denby JT October 23, 2012
Get the Sam Parsons mug.Very smexy dates alot of boys especially Joe's. Has blonde or brown hair and maybe blue eyes. Can trust wid owt. 💪👊
by Finn fuck July 26, 2019
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