When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
by Nickylobes January 23, 2014
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Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
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When one is so lazy they become paralyzed within their own laziness, unable to move. They have no desire to do anything but stay in that one place. In severe cases, the person won't even move their eyes.
"I went over to Kim's house to hang out, but she was barely moving. She was acting sooooo paralazy."
by black widow1 August 1, 2016
Get the Paralazy mug.The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011
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Get the parallel partying mug.If you are a kind-hearted , fun to hang out with and crazy enthusiastic person you are definitely a Parna.
Parnas tend to have a very unique heart. So be sure not to break them on any circumstances and be gentle as possible.
If ever befriended by Parna consider this the best thing that could ever happen to you cause you won't feel lonely anymore. She will boost your confident and overall you will be a better person.
Parnas tend to have a very unique heart. So be sure not to break them on any circumstances and be gentle as possible.
If ever befriended by Parna consider this the best thing that could ever happen to you cause you won't feel lonely anymore. She will boost your confident and overall you will be a better person.
Parna, I know I made a crack on your heart but my heart is yours. Now, you have two hearts. How cool is that?
P.s: Plz, smile. I can't stop crying.
P.s: Plz, smile. I can't stop crying.
by Hmmm♥️ March 22, 2020
Get the Parna mug.Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.
by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010
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