Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

by advs89 October 5, 2011

amish paradise

Weird al parody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise

Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...

by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

Liberal Paradise

This is a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, "free"comprehensive healthcare, "free" education, "free" food, "free" housing, "free" clothing, "free" utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns.

Prison is a liberal paradise.

by MS Libertarian February 6, 2014

Paradise Fears

SEX. Pop/Rock/Alternative band from Vermillion, South Dakota that contains six of the hottest guys ever. You will never meet a bunch quite like them.

You: "What did Paradise Fears?"
Me:"The Turtle..."

by turtlenation January 1, 2012

hhx parasit

HHX parasit er en parasit HHX'er tit udskiller.
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook

Jeg arbejdede sammen med HHX'erne hvor en hhx parasit sugede alt min produktivitet ud af mig

by Mr. Mirai April 1, 2016

Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009