paraplegic

someone who doesn't have full use of their body

did you hear about the paraplegic porn star? he's got an arm like a baby's dick

by elsteveador November 7, 2004

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

paraplegia

someone with no arms or legs due to the fact of spinal cord inury or nerve damage

Harry- dans nans a paraplegia because she has no arms or legs LMAO

Pierce- Oh a potato

by Potato man March 4, 2008

paraplegion

A Roman battalion composed entirely of paraplegics and other paralyzed soldiers.

Man, you're more persistent than the paraplegion.

by CarbonCoping October 30, 2017

Paraplegicc

If you are very gassy and burp a lot then you are a paraplegic.

Friend * Burps *
Friend2 'I didn't know that you were a paraplegicc!'

by HeyFrog December 13, 2018

paraplega

A state of Euphoric being, binding both taste and humor into somthing exquisit.

“how was Hawwiie”

“bro I was in Paraplega the whole time”

I was in a complet state of Paraplega during my honeymoon.

by Sir. Fagalot the great March 21, 2019