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Paragraphitis

A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.
I'm not reading this, I have a severe case Paragraphitis. Could you change it up, please?
by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010
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The Paragraphs

getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at
What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?

Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
by AssClown28 August 3, 2011
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15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.
Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...
by Kittens241 January 14, 2024
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