Paragraphitis

A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.

I'm not reading this, I have a severe case Paragraphitis. Could you change it up, please?

by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010

The Paragraphs

getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at

What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?

Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.

by AssClown28 August 3, 2011

Montgomery Paragraph

A paragraph thats about 4 lines double spaced. Montgomery paragraphs are usually written right before the paragraph is due.

Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.

by AllegroTechie November 8, 2010

Paragraph Drink

A drink you order at starbucks that takes you more than thirty seconds to order

I was at a coffee shop and the person ordered a paragraph drink

by Nrgfusion2 February 19, 2010

bomb paragraph

a paragraph that makes someones day and helps boost self esteem. that person spent time and effort writing this paragraph and put love into it

"Wow! That was sure a bomb paragraph you wrote last night."

by lacrosse101 April 19, 2015

Intro Paragraph

A nicely formed ass. Either big or small, round or tight, it has to be on a girl though. Do not mistake this for a girl that is big as an elephant. This is an exceptional ass that is rare

That girl over there got a nice intro paragraph. You should hop on it

by Intro Puff May 21, 2009

PEARLC Paragraph

The best way to structure a GCSE English Language + Literature essay

P-oint
E-vidence
A-nalysis
R-eader Response
L-ink to Question
C-onnect to Context

Teacher: Okay, we are looking at Macbeth, How does Lady Macbeth portray ambition in this scene? Write a PEARLC Paragraph to conclude this

Students: Yes Miss/Sir

by Kstackz September 20, 2020