parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003

parachute

A device that someone uses to catch air and slowly decend to the ground

Bob fell slowly to the ground because of his open parachute

by Paul Upton April 21, 2004

parachute

billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.

billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down

by pussywacker May 28, 2011

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009

Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina

She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.

by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012

Parachute

When after sex a man needs to drop a load the woman pulls on the scrotum of the man like opening a parachute to signal the male to shit on her chest

Oh honey thanks for the great head, but I really need to shit can you pull my parachute

by Jump master veroni January 18, 2010