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pakishop

A place where: you; your mum; and all your family can get ripped-off to oblivion!
Oh blimey, those ****ers at the pakishop, have given me ANOTHER foreign coin!!
by Buddy Cury III August 1, 2006
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North Pakistan

Aka Republic of Nth Pakistan. The new name for the United Kingdom as it becomes fully invaded by people from Pakistan, sharia law is imposed and the former indigenous white population become a minority
Bill: "I hear sharia law has been imposed in Nottingham"

Doug: "Welcome to North Pakistan"
by King of july November 5, 2009
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Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.
by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016
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pokies

Female nipples being clearly and prominently visible through clothing. It is a common fetish of sports photographers, and men, who will often go as far as to offer to rub dry ice onto the chests of female tennis players, between sets.
NUDITY REPORT: Brunkhorst shows buns in a lengthy undressing scene. She also has a see-through after she vomits wine all over herself and has some pokies.
by jojodict December 28, 2005
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Pakish

1. People from The Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
2. Someone who belongs to Pakistan physically and (or) in spirit.

3. A patriot of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
4. Proudly Pakistani.
5. Members of Pakish Club

6. User of Pakish Pakistani Products. Pakish Hosting, Pakish Domains, Pakish Webs etc.
7. The most intelligent and smartest people on this planet.

(i) Ali Moeen Nawazish is a Pakish student notable for passing 23 A-levels, a world record. He got 21 As, a B, and a C. Nawazish has graduated from Trinity Hall, Cambridge.

(ii) Abdul Qadeer Khan was one of world's top scientists,and was involved in the country's various scientific programmes.
8. Pakish are an academically very advanced people who when given the opportunity will often exceed others in any given area of expertise.
I am Pakish
I am Proudly Pakish
Pakish News
Pakish TV
Website from Pakish
by izza Malik September 18, 2011
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'
Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016
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