Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

packers out for harambe

A term used by trans guys. Dicks out for harambe, but not quite. A packer is a fake dick that trans guys use.

Dave: Packers out for harambe!
Sally: Please stop.

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

sneaky packy

The Australian military art form of conducting an undetected pack march in order to get jack rations during the middle of the night.

Private "This field training exercise sucks, I could really go for some Krispy Kreme donuts"

Lance Corporal "Lets conduct a sneaky packy to 7 Eleven to get some then"

Private "Good idea boss individual"

by Loosedigger May 27, 2017

packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.

"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010

Fart Packet

A Taco Bell burrito.

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.

by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

Discord Packer

Someone that sits on discord all day yelling at other people

I'm a discord packer, run my 50 hours

by samitoThaPacker October 24, 2020