oyster

To stick your tongue in someone's nose during sex. (Like French kissing, but further north.)

When he started oystering me, I got so hot I shot my load.

by Cuervo February 6, 2004

oyster

when you cum in someones hand and they drink it down... much like an oyster...

oyster me up big man

by oyster fiend January 24, 2007

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

by ClepClep November 7, 2018

oysters

a seafood. Studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that 'makes you horny' by stimulating sex hormones

oysters should be in your sex lifes' diet!

by wakalakalover45 March 27, 2005

oysters

another name for the drug oxycotin

jordan gave me great oysters!!

by Parli Skwad February 2, 2008

Oysters

Slang for ovaries. Female equivalent to balls but , much tougher because girls don't cry after being punched there.

"You don't have the oysters to skydive."

"Oh, yes I do!"

by e-agree October 31, 2013