A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.
-"What the San Luis Obispo High School is going on here?"
-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"
-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"
-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"
-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"
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by Kenya_742 January 14, 2007
Get the Otispunkemeyer mug.Tim. This lady is afraid of lifts so she has to walk out of the recovery unit after her surgery.
Mike. What's that called then, you're a doctor?
Tim. What?
Mike. Fear of lifts.
Tim. Dunno.
Mike. Is it elaphobia?
Tim. No,it must be something derived from the latin.
Mike. Otisphobia?
Tim. You should send that to Urban Dictionary.
Mike. What's that called then, you're a doctor?
Tim. What?
Mike. Fear of lifts.
Tim. Dunno.
Mike. Is it elaphobia?
Tim. No,it must be something derived from the latin.
Mike. Otisphobia?
Tim. You should send that to Urban Dictionary.
by mobius June 21, 2005
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In the end, you get a small-town that has a high population of snobs, lacking diversity and that is conservative in many respects. Also, full of people who haven't heard of Yosemite, or who have, but don't really know where it is and have never been there. They think, what place could be better than San Luis Obispo?
About the weather, its not perfect. The sunny, clear weather people talk about only occurs for a few hours around lunch. Past 3-o'clock, you'll have a cold wind blowing in your face at 18mph, almost all year. Evenings, everyone's inside because its cold and windy. Even in the summer you only get a handful of nice evenings. There are no seasons, the weather is the same year-round, which is boring.
In the end, you get a small-town that has a high population of snobs, lacking diversity and that is conservative in many respects. Also, full of people who haven't heard of Yosemite, or who have, but don't really know where it is and have never been there. They think, what place could be better than San Luis Obispo?
About the weather, its not perfect. The sunny, clear weather people talk about only occurs for a few hours around lunch. Past 3-o'clock, you'll have a cold wind blowing in your face at 18mph, almost all year. Evenings, everyone's inside because its cold and windy. Even in the summer you only get a handful of nice evenings. There are no seasons, the weather is the same year-round, which is boring.
Hairstylist: "So, how long have you lived here in San Luis Obispo?"
resident "Oh, I've lived here for many years, at least 40, grew up here and raised my kids here."
H.S. "Oh really, so where are your kids off to?"
"Oh, they're actually still here as well. You know, once your here, you realize its not worth living anywhere else."
97% of people here say this on a daily basis.
resident "Oh, I've lived here for many years, at least 40, grew up here and raised my kids here."
H.S. "Oh really, so where are your kids off to?"
"Oh, they're actually still here as well. You know, once your here, you realize its not worth living anywhere else."
97% of people here say this on a daily basis.
by therealtruthsayer October 13, 2011
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