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Evil Baby Orphanage

The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.
Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!
by epic nerdfighter June 18, 2011
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Orphaned body part

When someone shares pictures that are a close-up or cropped to only show one body part. It is commonly done with genitalia and feet, but can be done with any body part. This could be done for different reasons.

For example men may do this by sharing pics of their penises and women by sharing pics of their feet to be sexual.

People who are obese will share these pictures to focus on the one part of their body they are comfortable with or feel is the most attractive.
When someone sends a photo of an orphaned body part and nothing else you know they are hiding something.
by Wordiculous August 5, 2022
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Orphan

Poor people who can't afford to buy parents :(
Person A : Oh, why is he crying??
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
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facebook orphan

Any child who is left to their own devices with respect to entertainment and basic social needs due to a parent or guardian spending countless unproductive hours on social networking websites, resulting in an impaired ability to socialize with other humans. Often can be seen having lengthy conversations with him/herself and inanimate objects intended for play such as dolls, stuffed Muppet characters and thomas the train sets.
Lady #1 at bus stop: Have you noticed that Johnny has a really hard time relating to the other kids? For heaven's sake, he can't even do the Cotton-Eye-Joe!

Lady #2 at bus stop: Yeah, well, his mom got a new laptop to celebrate her recent divorce and he's become another facebook orphan.
by spazaroni February 11, 2009
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blood orphan

A self-made orphan by way of violently murdering their own parents and then bathing and/or consuming the parents' blood.
What Daddy Warbucks didn't know was that Annie was actually a blood orphan.
by Madtracula August 29, 2018
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Little Orphan Annie

A very popular cocktail made by mixing vodka with a Shirley Temple (lemon-lime soda and grenadine). Referred to short-hand as a "loa"
Tomorrow's always a day away; happiness is always a loa away.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: A little orphan annie, double shot.
by lttlrphn July 8, 2010
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Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.
Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.
by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010
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