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Something I put in your mom last night ;)
YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
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Person A : I'm Bisexual!! I like girls...
Crowd : *Gasp
Person B : and boys
Crowd : YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A noun is a noun
Your mom is a noun, Why?
Because she's an object, subject and an idea ;)
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
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Poor people who can't afford to buy parents :(
Person A : Oh, why is he crying??
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
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God is good,
God is great,
God is goOo0d
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
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Lame Person A : Yo, wanna, yknow?
NORMAL Person B : No, I'm asexual
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
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