Olivet Nazarene University

A little private christian college in some weird ass named town that starts with a B located an hour south of Chicago. Everyone tries to get married by sophomore year. Close to 90% of the people are sheltered and have never talked to the opposite sex so I guess it works out. All the women are naturally just thick as hell.

"Damn she already gettin married? Does she go to Olivet Nazarene University or something?"

by Humbledbeast52 March 19, 2017

Olive Juice

Looking at the lips while saying, it looks like you’re saying I love you. Maybe even in sound.

Mom: Olive juice Paul

Paul: olive juice :)

(Lmaooo my mom used to do this to me a lot)

by Teaz September 3, 2019

Oliver queen

A hot guy that turns into the upper hero arrow, he always takes off his shirt.

Hey that guy reminds Me of Oliver queen

by Ian post-it-note is cool January 11, 2016

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.

If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.

by UAreABafoon October 23, 2019

Cousin Oliver

a jinx played by actor Robbie Rist. Cousin Oliver was added to the cast of "The Brady Bunch" the last six episodes of the fifth season. The Brady kids thought he was a jinx because he was accident prone. Then the show was canceled. He really was a jinx.

Every time Joe shows up something bad happens. He is worse than Cousin Oliver.

by Jefgg September 21, 2013

oliver moy

holy shit. oliver moy is the hottest man alive. i literally want to rip off all my clothes when i see him.

omg oliver moy is so fine

by booty_eater69 December 1, 2021