oilfield

n. The place where hydrocarbons (oil and/or natural gas) are produced. "The oilfield" is also a term used by oil & gas industry professionals to describe their industry and the work associated with it.

I worked in the oilfield for 10 years before becoming a desk jockey.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

olilock

1. a blonde boy whoms hamstrings are very tight
2. takes it up the batty
3. likes little boys
4. possibly has a wig

1. damm that boys hamstrings are olilock
2. he must take it up the olilock
3. dude, that guys been a dirty olilock
4. haa have you seen that olilock on hes head

by moocow09 June 16, 2009

OMILF

Old Man I'd Like to Fuck.

L: 'Al Pacino is an OMILF!'
N:What the fuck is an OMILF?
L: An old man I'd like to fuck!

by Topiandwanker April 18, 2010

OILF

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

OPILF

Old(er) people I'd like to fuck.

Patrick Stewart is seventy?! I don't care, that septuagenarian is one hot OPILF.

Holy crap, is Helen Mirren an OPILF! Did you see her in that bikini photo??

by pseudowoodnymph May 8, 2011

OVILF

An old virgin I'd like to fuck. Milf is equivalent, but not as great as making love with an old women which is still a vergin. A normal milf will be re-used, an OVILF is fresh and tasty.

Yo bro, she is an OVILF

fuck yea let's make her a baby

by stepmomdad April 30, 2022

Olilock

A tall skinny blonde boy whose hobbies include fencing, knitting and occasional vaseline advencutres.

Omg that freak is such an Olilock

by lol0897 April 28, 2009