Holdilocks

Someone who holds an item for another when that person does not have a hand free (they are carrying too many items). Holdilocks is typically used at a bar when a woman needs to look in her purse for something and needs a friend to hold her drink! It is a term of endearment towards the person who is holding the drink/item for a friend. (Noun)

"Jenna, will you be my holdilocks?" Jen says passing her drink to her friend. "I need to put my lipstick on." Jen, in the middle of the dance floor, begins digging in her purse for her lipstick as Jenna holds her drink.

or

"Laura, will you be my holdilocks?" Karen says passing her drink to her friend. "I want to light this cigarette."

by Ariel Ponyweather May 31, 2009

goldilocks

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"

She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.

by Anthony Sheppard July 3, 2005

Goldilocks dick

A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.

I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!

by Goldilockz June 22, 2016

olilock

1. a blonde boy whoms hamstrings are very tight
2. takes it up the batty
3. likes little boys
4. possibly has a wig

1. damm that boys hamstrings are olilock
2. he must take it up the olilock
3. dude, that guys been a dirty olilock
4. haa have you seen that olilock on hes head

by moocow09 June 16, 2009

Goldilocksing

When people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one

Taken from the children's fairytale Goldilocks & The 3 Bears

- "Dude, you got a new table at 103"

- "Ya I see them, but they've been GOLDILOCKSING the fuck out of me, that's the 4th table they've sat in........ see there they go again!

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This seat's too chilly
This seat's too loud
This seat doesn't have a window
This seat is juuuuuuust right!

by Mahphukkah July 7, 2012

Goldilocks Approach

When a person is convinced on something unknowingly by being presented three options. Option 1 is more than necessary. Option 2 is just right. Option 3 is inadequate and makes option 2 look more desirable. Slight variation from the children's story. Option 2 is always chosen.

Salesman: This one is expensive/big/overkill. This one is mid-range/practical/affordable. This one is economic/cheap/low quality.
Consumer: Ah I think I'll go with option 2. You tricky salesman!
Salesman(To Coworkers): That's how the goldilocks approach is done my friends.

by brydanS December 26, 2009

Goldilocks Zone

The fine line between being tipsy and drunk.

I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.

by Jewsef March 8, 2017