old balls

A man who is dating, married to, or seeing a woman who is younger than him is called old balls becuase his balls are older then her.

Jenny's boyfiend is old balls, he is five years older than her.

by Gizzy_Champy January 12, 2010

Old Balls

A person who goes to bed early, has an old man back, horrible hunch-backed posture, and no will for life.

James is old balls.

by KelleyPaige April 3, 2009

oldballing

The act of fornicating with an older gentleman, especially a grandfather.

That chick over there that is flirting with that old dude must be looking to do some oldballing!

by texasrkb December 6, 2017

OldBall-Z-oil

noun.

The scrotum sweat left on a chair seat by an old pervert in daisy dukes.

Sssssssssshhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..........
“OldBall-Z-oil” all over my leather chairs.

Sssssssshhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiittttt.....,..

by Saint of Circumstance May 9, 2018

old balls

The oldest age you can reach without dying.

"Oh man, That guy is old balls."

by Kaleb Kaiser December 20, 2008

old balls

A common spectacle in the locker room. Typically associated with a grey bush.

My gym towel was sprinkled with white pubes today. Old Balls strikes again.

by T Macalicious April 15, 2014

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005