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Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
by Robin December 10, 2003
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Offendimism

The act of offending others
Don’t say that it’s offendimism
by HuskyLover21 September 7, 2019
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Gangbang Offending

When a man does something wrong by accident to a woman and a bunch of woman 'stick up for the friend,' which is woman terms for, 'insulting the poor guy extremely harshly.'
Allie: You look good with Kevin, Erin!
Kevin: How about no.
Erin: Ouch! That was mean you cum dumpster.
Allie: Woww, Erin just kidding you could do better than Kevin.
Justina: That was so mean what you said to Erin, Kevin. Apologize you raging faggot face.
Amanda: Kevin, Erin is a nice girl. Stop being a raging douche bag and apologize to her for saying that.
Jennifer: Are you kidding me Kevin? Just because you're secretly a homosexual and you smell worse than the city dump, you need to stop being so rude.
Kevin: Alright jeez, sorry. Stop Gangbang Offending me!
by Eight8Mile May 21, 2011
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Offendity

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.
Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.

"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
by Jusmar March 4, 2013
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Offendified.

When a person is offended by a comment or conversation overheard, not directed toward them, but identify with the comment overheard.
These people next to me were Offendified. by a comment I made about someone that was about a friend in the second person.
by J77 myers June 16, 2018
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offendie

A person who is offended by something most reasonable people would disregard or ignore
"These offendies are coming at me for posting that edgy meme"
"Karen does not believe she is an offendie, despite personally attacking a multitude of men who disagree with her opinion."

"I'm anti racist, support gender equality, and admit our society has flaws but the offendies are STILL angry with me? You people are soft."
by ultimate ass October 14, 2020
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Offendis

Liam's version of offensive.

Only for use in naval and proxy warfare.
"That gay guy is fucking offendis."
by ScarIX April 20, 2021
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