two shots of corn

refering to two shots of ethanol aka beer or hard liquor

As they sat around the bar, they had two shots of corn.

by milissa January 8, 2008

Can of corn

A food that calms down fat people after they’ve taken a huge, painful blow to their body.

“ Can a’ corn, can a’ corn and I’ll be fine, can ‘a corn,” said Joey the fat Cuban boy as he was helped off the football field after taking a huge hit from the jock, requesting a can of corn.

by anonymous January 16, 2019

Square-can-of-corn

A square who thinks they are really cool but are very corny. Usually thinks they are hot shit and have it all figured out. Talks a lot of blah blah. Copy-cat. Nobody tells them how it really is because its a lot easier to just watch and laugh.

Square-can-of-corn = Poser, no real identity. Drips with whack-juice.

by Cookie Lin February 4, 2010

Cob of corn

A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt

Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn

by Notacobofcorn January 20, 2019

cream of corn

(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn

Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me.

Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw?

Smashley: Spitters are quitters.

by Smashley R TR August 10, 2010

Ear of Corn

Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.

At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".

by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010

can of corn

1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting

"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"

by Bill Telfer is WRONG May 12, 2008