Glazed Nutcracker

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

Nutsacked

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.

"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."

by freethroepr January 1, 2014

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

the nutcracker

When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible

She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her

by Hey bitch what’s up November 9, 2018

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

nutcrackers

too tight pants worn by men

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.

by gymnasty October 26, 2010