numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

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numpty muffins are idots who hate the French

Bob is such a numpty muffin

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

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A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.

person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!

by punchlinestapler September 22, 2010

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Numpt

As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.

"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
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"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."

by Darius Oak September 30, 2016

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numsters

1. noun, num-ster, meaning a hamster which has been chilled to the point of numbness.

2. Term of endearment most appropriately used by couples in private. Can also be used as a filler word during intervals of silence where humour/ cuteness is required.

3. Indicator of similar mental state of mind.

Numsters in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down in pairs.

Numsters for me! Numsters for you! I'll have a numster, you have one too!

(blink, blink) "Numsterrrrrssss!!!

Numster Dance

by Melissa Denholm March 11, 2008

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