northalize

spackling a woman's face with ones seminal fluids to the point that she cannot even see followed by laughing at her

Perfected by and named for Peter North, a legendary pornstar who drops bombs on bitches faces and chuckles as he does it.

I northalized that fucking slut

by daniel scime February 10, 2005

Netralized

Equalization of people, companies, and other forces powered by the Net.

The New England Consulting Group originated a term to describe this phenomenon ... "Netralized." "Netralization" is the neutralization or equalization of power due to the Internet. Traditional Marketers and Retailers have been “netralized” ... just like the Winchester repeating rifle neutralized the buffalo and the Indian tribes.

by Maverick Marketing April 17, 2009

nostrilize

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.

Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.

by moonarm September 4, 2020

newtralize

To render something inactive by introducing one or more salamanders into da equation.

Da infamous 50th House speaker always claimed to "do great things" while he was in office, but da scandalous behavior dat came to light towards da end of his political career pretty much newtralized any good feelings dat folks might have had for him previously.

by QuacksO March 11, 2022

The Neutralizer

A very honorary bro that sacrifices themselves to get with a girl in a large group in a group that nobody wants, (usually ugly) so his friends can get it in with her hotter friends. the neutralizer must be under the influence of a mind altering substance so their is minimal recollection of the events . Code of conduct states that nobody speaks of the neutralizer or the act of the neutralizing. it is optional that the neutralizer is paid.

They sent in Ryan the neutralizer to neutralize val in order for nick to get with val's friend.

by Rain125689 May 27, 2013

nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.

by Mind Gamer November 25, 2013