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nooklear energy

When a woman is wanting to have sex really, really bad. There's just no doubt about it. She is going to get some tonight. Anything or anybody is fair game.
Vrin: Have you seen the zucchini I bought yesterday?
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.
by jethrojones December 9, 2007
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Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.
The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010
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Noodlerob

To use web filtering software or "censorware" in order to unblock a banned web address at a school or university campus.
"No, that website was blocked so I had to noodlerob it."
by GokuJake May 22, 2008
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dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
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szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.
She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.
by AbeTree October 8, 2012
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Spooky Noodler

When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!
"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"
by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019
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Noodlegroover

A meth head that can not stand still.no matter how they try they can not stop jerking spastic manner.
That noodlegroover must have some good shit cause he is fucken twitchen.
by Lt smith June 3, 2018
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