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noobius

The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.
Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.
by harry siegel January 9, 2008
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Noobious Maximus

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009
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Noobius McNoobface

When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.
Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are
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noobulous

adj. - To act like a noob (a new or uneducated/unexperienced person).
And so, a new word was made when Jerilynn felt Zach was acting like a noob, and she called him noobulous.

"Stop being so noobulous!"
by [Jerilynn] January 6, 2009
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Little Nooblings

These creatures can be found wandering around the starting sections and zones of mmorpgs.Instead of looking up questions on a search engine the consistently spam chat channels with questions which show a their immense lack of understanding of even basic concepts of the game and mmorpgs in general.
Little Nooblings
by handosome June 22, 2013
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Noobius Eradicus

An exterminator of noobs/n3wbs
"Did you just see Noobius Eradicus take out that noob?!"
by Noob Slayer123 May 2, 2010
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Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.
I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!
by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011
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