Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

nipplequah

abnormal shrinkage of the nipples. and also a fun word to say from time to time.

After grandma got out of the pool she had nipplequah.

by divineAAA June 23, 2009

Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipplecubes

1: fuzzy or solid dice or cube figures that have come in contact with a person or person's nipple and or nipples

2: a slang for drugs, such as weed, crack, heroine, etc.

3: an insult, closely related to jerk. usually insulting the person being called a nipplecube because of a negative or mean action.

1: I have these fuzzy dice that I hang on the mirror in my car, and my boyfriend was changing his shirt in the car so I threw them at him, and it it hit his nipple, so it was like lol nipplecubes.

2: man I got so wasted last night on nipplecubes, it was sweet.

3: I heard that guy dated 3 girls at the same time. what a nipplecube.

by ~Yin May 27, 2009

nipplet

tiny nipples smaller than a dime in circumference, but longer than an index finger

ho! i got my nipplet caught in barb wire cause its so long like spaghetters

by bunky September 15, 2003

Nippletude

When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.

Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Nipplebumkiss

a dirty word used to describe large bitches who go to walmart and cant get free lepoard print flip flops to save their life.

Did you see that Nipplebumkiss hitting on katie at the party?

by Deano the Beano August 13, 2008