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Ninjette

The woman who is the equal and true soulmate for a Ninja.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.
Question from ordinary man #1:

Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?

Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:

He found his Ninjette and is now complete.
by The Original Ninjette October 4, 2006
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Ninjew

A disciple of Abraham himself, the Ninjew is ever aware of his surroundings. Skilled in the ways of Jew-Jitsu and Jew Fu, he can conquer any opponent before they can run. Silent, Deadly, and Jewish is some of their best traits, as well as stealth, percision, and mimicry. Thye can blend into the crowd without even trying to. Their skin scalds when in contact of ham products and non-Kosher foods. Their natural enemies are pirates, zombies, zombie pirates, communists, and of course, members of the Roman Catholic chruch.
Ninjews were heroes of the Jews held in ghettos during the Holocaust. They give credit to others instead of themselves to avoid being detected. They have killed several dictators, making it look like suicide when in fact it was bloody torture with a side of death. They just clean up very, very well.
by Ekori December 28, 2005
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ninjetic

Like a ninja, ninja-ish
dude that spidermonkey was ninjetic!!!!!
by The Urban Ninja March 14, 2010
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ninjercourse

1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.

2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!

b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006
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Xx305-_-NinjaxX

A fucking PSN beast.

He likes Zebras.

Created the word "Flagoot"

- ("Flah-Goot")
Fanboy 1 *Joins Text Chat* 0mg, Xx305-_-NinjaxX add me broski!!11eleven

Fanboy 2 Dude, why do you invite me here.....z0mG NINJA!!!101onehundredone

Random He is on my list *cool guy*
by Don't Be A Flagoot January 6, 2012
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ninjette

Nickname for the Kawasaki Ninja 250R motorcycle. The 250R is the smallest "Ninja" motorcycle that Kawasaki manufactures.
I took the ninjette out for a great ride yesterday.
by ninjette dude April 10, 2009
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Ninjedurai

A word used to describe the combination of badassness including Ninja, Jedi, and Samurai.
I'm the ninjedurai of Pokemon.
by DaySavBri March 28, 2005
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