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Nautical Houdini

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
by dawave182 January 18, 2008
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Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
by BMG2424 June 10, 2022
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Mike Nauti

A young Rapper from Harlem U.S.A who became famous from hooking up with the famous Harlem group "Diplomats" and still Being cool with people like "Juelz Santana" "Chris Brown" "Lloyd Banks" "Gucci Mane" Etc..
Jim: Yo where is Nauti At?
Cam: You mean Mike Nauti?
Jim: Yea that's my lil homie
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Nautical

Anything relating to sailing.
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neuticles

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.
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paolo nutini

Scottist singer who's US hits have been "New Shoes" and a cover of Amy Winehouse's "Rehab".
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Nautica

Nautica is a bad bitch, she is so funny and always surrounded by many people who adore her. You won't catch her in a bad mood or crying over no nigga. She'll beat a bitch in a second if you're talking wreckless. Everyone wants to know who she is and every guy that sees her wants to fuck. Nautica's have the wettest pussy but you will never know because she's most likely a virgin. Nautica has many haters, usually from females who can't understand why their niggas are staring her way....Nautica is a very beautiful girl and most likely to become famous for being a bad bitch....
Man she gave me that Nautica and now I think I wanna marry her
by selenathebaddest August 29, 2017
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