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Nerdmother

The Nedmother (or Nerdfather) plays a role in a childs life similar to that of a Godparent, the significant difference being that the Nerdmother is responsible for the teaching of all things nerd related.

Primary roles include the taking of said child to science museums, conventions, comic con etc, and making sure the child grows up on a healthy diet of science fiction shows.
The Nerdmother should make sure that birthdays include at least one nerdy present, such as a giant pair of Hulk hands or a replica light saber.
Mike: "Hey, Georgia, wanna be my kids Nerdmother?"

Georgia: "Are you frelling serious? You're fracking right i do!"

Mike: "Shiny"
by Mikeyfingers May 10, 2012
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Nerdmone

A nerdmone is data released by a cell, computer, or a laptop in one part of the user that affects all other aspects of life. Generally, only a small amount of nerdmone is required to alter a user’s life. In essence, it is a mechanical messenger that transports a signal from technology to a user. All technology users produce nerdmones; plant nerdmones are also called ubernerdmones. Nerdmones in animals are often transported in the graphics. Users respond to a nerdmone when they access specific technology for that nerdmone. The nerdmone binds to the user’s life, resulting in the activation of a data mechanism that ultimately leads to technology attachment.
Did you hear about the new game? My nerdmones are totally raging right now!

New app just came out, you wouldn't believe what my nerdmones are doing right now....

Nerdology includes the study of nerdmones and other nerd like things.
by The Craft August 26, 2013
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Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
by Claytopen October 2, 2011
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nerdlinger

the ultimate form of nerd-dome
by spicy nan October 8, 2003
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Nerdlinger

Someone who is a nerd and lingers for too long in your presence.
Cynthia is such a nerdlinger.
by Angela Brown May 15, 2005
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nerdlinger

1. A major nerd
2. A plastic piece of dental equipment, a mouth-guard to protect teeth, which may be worn at night or while playing sports.
3. A person who wears a nerdlinger mouth guard is also known as a nerdlinger.
Michael wears a nerdlinger at night to protect his teeth. He is a nerdlinger because he wears a nerdlinger.
by Tuna Mary August 7, 2007
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nerdlinger

1. A major nerd
2. A plastic piece of dental equipment, a mouth-guard to protect teeth, which may be worn at night or while playing sports.
3. A person who wears a nerdlinger mouth guard is also known as a nerdlinger.
Michael wears a nerdlinger at night to protect his teeth. He is a nerdlinger because he wears a nerdlinger.
by Tuna Mary August 6, 2007
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