neopolitan

When you combine a strawberry shortcake (you know, when you punch a girl in the face right before the facial) and a dirty sanchez (you know, the Hitler moustache full of shit).

1. Last night, I got liquored up and ate some Taco Bell then dropped a Neopolitan on this hood rat, Belinda.

2. After I gave her a facial and a dirty sanchez, that Hitler moustache really infuriated me as a Jewish man, so I punched her square in the nose to finish off the Neopolitan.

by Brad Torkelson September 2, 2007

neopolitan

To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)

Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!

by Karl December 19, 2006

Neopolitan

The most badass fighter from the anime RWBY. She will beat the shit out of her enemies with an umbrella despite her being the smollest character.

“Hey dude, wanna go bully midgets?”
“No, I don’t wanna run into Neopolitan”

by QuirkyGirlUwU_16 August 4, 2020

Neopolitan

To have sex with 3 women at the same time; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead(vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, respectively)

Dan Heller is a pimp, yo. Last night he got with a sweede, a spic and a mic!
Word!? You mean he had a neopolitan?

by A. Lazarus November 15, 2004

The Neopolitan

The act of licking a woman from her ass to her taint then on to the vagina in one motion without removing the tongue from her skin. The word NEOPOLITAN came from the type of ice cream it is 3 types of ice cream in one container. (chocolate,vanilla, and strawberry.

Ben stiller stuck his tongue in Jenna Jameson from ass to pussy, he gave her the neopolitan.

by retierkram May 26, 2010

Neopolitan

A certain individual who has blond hair on his head, red facial hair, and brown hair "down there," much like that of the vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate mixed ice cream known as neopolitan.

I hear Nate is a neopolitan...blond on top, red on the face, and brown downtown.

by Phil Pahl May 31, 2007

Neopolitan

A Neopolitan is when you fuck a girl on her period: first in the pussy, then in the ass, and then cum on her tits - you get the three colors like the ice cream.

My cum was swimming in her shit and blood, after I gave her a neopolitan last night

by t_from_flint December 8, 2007