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Club Mydia

A group of girls that contracted the same sexually transmitted disease from the same guy (in most cases the guy is a college baseball player).
Why do my pubes burn? Oh hell, I'm in Club Mydia!
I should have known it, Zach made me a member of Club Mydia last night.
Friend: Wow, that girl is the bees knees. I'm going to ask her out.
Zach: Dont do it! That ho is a card carrying member of Club Mydia!
by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010
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meditation

Meditation can mean either clearing your mind of all thought, or focusing on one thought, both done in an effort to achieve enlightenment. For example, in some masters of "zen" or "chan" buddhism will give thier students koans to meditate on, such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". On the other hand, many other sects teach thinking of nothing. Either way can be effective for those who engage in the activity not for religious enlightment, but simply to relax and gain a greater understanding of life.
He medidated on the koan and understood that the lack of an answer was in itself an answer, and yet not the fullness of the answer.

I engage in meditation for a few minutes before I go to bed to help settle my mind.
by Steven Hopkins February 15, 2007
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Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey
by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018
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guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.
Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.
by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008
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Meditative

A state of meditation that is brought about by the enviornment. It is often a sudden spontaneous transition from everyday thought to calm meditaton.
1. The soothing rythm of the train i was riding on brought me into a meditative state
2. I went to the beach today and felt so laid back and one with the scenery, it was totally meditative.
by fnky March 29, 2009
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Meditation

A process of focusing one’s attention in a certain manner which can create profound mind-altering states. Used in one form or another by nearly every culture in history, but today most associated with the religious traditions of South and East Asia.

Commonly done today for spiritual reasons, but not always. Practiced by hipsters, hindus, high schoolers, recovering drug addicts, asians, your friend that is into yoga, your friend from work, and your friend in their mystical vegetarian Buddhist college phase.

Meditation can involve several methods, including focus on vision, breathing, repetition, and sound. When practiced enough, it can result in altered brain functioning, mental disassociation, hallucinations, extreme pleasure, inner calm, mystical experiences, and improved concentration.

Meditation is trendy, but its serious practice and effects are still poorly understood.
My friend has been practicing meditation for a few months because of her Buddhism class; she said that she saw her past lives, but I think she just had too much weed yesterday.
by ChainArmor712 November 4, 2019
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meditate

1intransitive to think seriously and deeply about something
meditate on/upon
2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes
3transitive formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant
1 She sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events
2 I try to meditate for half an hour every evening
3 Silently she meditated revenge.
1intransitiveTHINK ABOUT to think seriously and deeply about somethingmeditate on/uponShe sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events.sitmeditateevent2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes: I try to meditate for half an hour every evening.even3transitivePLAN formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant: Silently she meditated revenge.
by silvernjaw November 13, 2013
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