Muzzle Load

The sexual act of inserting rock cocaine (Crack) into the anus and then using the partner’s hard penis to push the crack deep into the rectum, resulting in a euphoric high for the recipient.

When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!

by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022

Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

by Dirt606 February 18, 2021

crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.

Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.

by grimmy December 23, 2005

Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.

dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!

by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011

muzzle diaper

Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.

You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.

by YAWA June 14, 2020

tennesse muzzleloader

It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.

Well boys gave my gal a tennesse muzzleloader and it smelt like ass, chew and cum

by MuzzleloaderKing October 1, 2015

Mexican Muzzleloader

When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse

mark: did you hit it?
Steve: yea bro she let me do a mexican muzzleloader

mark: hell yea!

by Themanalive November 7, 2011