mustachio 

Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.

That old man is a mustachio.

mustachio by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009

Mustachio 

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

Mustachio by TyMy March 31, 2011

mustachio 

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

mustachio by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Mustachio 

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

Mustachio by michael March 2, 2004

mustachio 

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

mustachio by kiredor November 14, 2018

mustachio's special 

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

mustachio bashio 

The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.

"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"

mustachio bashio by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008