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Sex Munchies

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !
Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."
by Ntee September 7, 2013
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Drunk munchies

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.
by AnonymousBoozer March 19, 2008
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Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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Roll Over Munchies

When you get so high that you pass out and wake up the next morning hungrier then a fucking bear
"Shit dude, I'm so fucking hungry, I've got those roll over munchies"

"Yeah me too man"
by StonerDreams May 17, 2010
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Metal Munchies

When you really need to ear some metal music.
-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party
by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009
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Merfle Munchie

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.
dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie
by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010
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Joe Munchies

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.
Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021
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