mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.

Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.

by Mike Studebaker February 17, 2007

Mulching

Dropping hints and information to start to grow a relationship with another, romantic or otherwise

“Wow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!”
“Whelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”

by Big Saucy June 23, 2018

mulchgang4life

If you tried to look this up from the mulch dog videos, trust me, nobody knows what the hell mulchgang4life means

Person 1: Hey, what is mulchgang4life
Person 2: Dude, nobody knows what that means. We just pretend to.

by crunchycanklecandle November 12, 2023

Mulchang

The act, usually embarrassing, of falling down and hurting oneself.

1. Cup: What's with Roy, he's limping??
Dylon: He was playing hockey and Mulchang'd himself on the blue line
Cup: What a knob...

2. I was railing your mom and as I was flipping her on her back, I Mulchang'd myself and broke my arm.

3. Bman: Why does Ed have a Bone Stimulator?
Everyone: He was roofing and Mulchang'd his arm into 1000 pieces.

by G-biv December 14, 2008

Mulch gang

The one and only gang there was, is, and ever will be.

I LOVE MULCH #mulch gang 4 lyfe

by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023

mulch gang

mulch gang is a group of people who post videos of cute dogs with captions written in rainbow letters about things to do with mulch.

mulch gang is life.
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person a: “hey mulch gang, how are you mulching today?”

person b:”i’m mulching quite well thank you fellow mulch”

by mulchgang November 26, 2023

mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"

by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023