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Muddler Fucker

A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
Wow, Alice really smashed the mint in my mojito to smithereens. What a muddler fucker!
by NIHILER February 13, 2021
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mullered

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
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I’m having a Modler or fuck sake it’s a Modler kinda day
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Wow, look at the package on BigPasta! I bet he is a real throat muddler.
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Tyler Muller

Totally a douche and a fake ginger
Yes I did indeed say FAKE ginger.
Thinks he is cool when he is clearly not.
Wants everyone to see his gold air pods

Gets in fights with 4th graders.
Tyler Muller is E :)
by This is just a joke boi November 5, 2019
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muldercult

sally: hey are you in the muldercult?
harry: no i'm not cool enough
by anon25 August 11, 2008
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Mulder

Special Agent Fox Mulder, one of the main characters of the show The X-Files.
While watching X-Files: "Why is Mulder always right with his nutter theories? Can't it EVER just be a crazy homicidal dude? Like, just once?"
by poisonjack March 24, 2008
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