mamteb

noun (Maam-TEB) eternal bliss e.g. nirvana

the coolest thing ever...

Mothers Against Mathematicians That Eat Babies

boy:hey, i was trying to find eternal bliss... can you help me out?

Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...

boy: gee, thanks!

by Tara Klettke October 24, 2007

momter

When your mother is also your sister.

Jack: Hey man wanna hang out?
Larry: Nah man i gotta help my momter with her homework.

by TitanicWentWaterWater March 29, 2015

MAMTEB GENTLEMEN

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.

Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."

by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007

MAMTEBed

When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.

Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"

Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"

Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."

by Steven Gardner October 23, 2007

Momterrupting

When your mom interrupts you mid sentence to give you her opinon assuming she knows everything and never lets you finish yours

Me: Hey mom my friend Jello said that women are dumber then men , because

Momterrupting
Mom: Wrong women are way smarter then men some men are more likely to be extremely smart or stupid. But not all
Me:thanks for letting me finish

by SmAlLz1903 October 18, 2016

MTTE

Myself till the end,you only got yourself till the end fuck everyone you are your only person

Nah stfu,I can’t With you no more MTTE

by Duhh..meee April 2, 2021

momtez

Momtez means a guy who is always on his own business, keeping all his thoughts to himself and who does not allow himself to be influenced by the people around him.

If Momtez is in front of the girl he likes, it'll take him a long time to tell her he has feelings for her.

by Swettie November 21, 2021