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The Mr. Potato Head

Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.
The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag
by shutimanta September 29, 2012
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mr. banana head

a man with a huge dick, that uses it for prostitution, strip tease. fucks with women for money
We had fun with Mr. Banana Head.
by H1232 July 20, 2005
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Mr. Potato head

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009
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Mr. Potato Head

The. Best. Thing. Ever.
by THICCERS October 16, 2020
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Mrs. Potato Head

When one pours french fries on their penis and asks for a blow job from their partner.
My girlfriend gave me a Mrs. Potato Head last night.
by HimInMeDickIt March 22, 2010
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Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.
“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”
by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019
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sand mr head

She is a BOOTYFUL girl and will always make you laugh. Sometimes somewhat hard to understand because of random texts but really nice and sweet
Look at sand mr head today. She is so nice
by Kellamaker May 15, 2017
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