Penis mousetrap

When one places ones erect member betwixts ones buttcheeks and holds it there thus setting the trap for the unsuspecting female about to perform oral sex. When the female pulls down the pants of the reciever, with a puzzled look the trap is sprung thus busting the female on the chin with hillarious results.
Note: Do only on fat ugly bitches and or fugly biotches.

Penis mousetrap: Springing the penis to a random face.

by Jared Wade August 8, 2006

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009

mousetrap

When riding a snowboard backside down a mountain, to catch the edge of the board and abruptly throw the top half of the body forward bending at the waist - similar to the way a mousetrap operates.

"He mousetraped and broke his wrist.."

by BodhiGuru March 6, 2007

mousetrap

When getting blowjob standing up, point at something to make her look away. Quickly tuck your dick between your legs when she turns back to continue, let you dick hit her in the chin.

"Hey look at that" ..."What?"... *SMACK*..."MOUSETRAP!"

by Barry_1986 May 4, 2006

mouse slap

Annoying people who slam their mouse down on the table when trying to turn fast in games

Jeez, that lousy fuck is mouse slapping again trying to control that ship

by Terlah December 9, 2008