Mouche

when scaramouche, from the hit game genshin impact on pc, PlayStation, and mobile devices, begins the mouchening.

“bro he just mouched everywhere!”
“he’s gonna mouche all over the inazumans just like how freddy freddied all over the kids”
“make sure my son doesn’t mouche everywhere”

by maY0nnA!se June 2, 2023

Mouche

Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.

Yeah, he's a fucking mouche!

by @daveSaidNEVER March 9, 2011

Mouch

Noun: Mattress Couch

Adj: Use your imagination!

You greasy little mouch.

by Mouchy June 19, 2010

Mouch

Half man half couch

James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot July 16, 2022

Mouch

Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019

Mouch

A word used to emphasize or describe any given person, place or thing. Often used as a metaphor.

Let's get the mouch out of here.

Here comes the Mouch just mouching around.

He is so mouch, just a solid dude.

What a mouch, can't believe he did that?

I can't wait until we get to the mouch party!

Get your mouch on! 😉

by Red haired Castro May 29, 2016

Mouche

a man's douche product

Your a big Mouche bag!

by Nathan Dell January 31, 2007