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Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.
That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.
by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003
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morwhore

That Morwhore did what to Kevin??!?!
by Mahanchiba January 22, 2009
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Class Morphing

1. The downward transformation of one economic class into another.

2. The gradual descent from relative prosperity to grinding poverty, usually among formerly middle-class families.
The whole city of Detroit is class morphing into a ghetto.
by Peter Kobs February 6, 2009
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Morpheus Logic

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
by Captian America89 November 8, 2011
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Morphnart

A person or people who have taken ecstasy (Molly) and are feeling it's effects strongly. They have the clammy skin, bulging eyes, and appear to be chewing there own face.
Did you see that Morphnart back there? He wanted me to give him a light show and blow Vicks in his eyes.
by Mykol May 26, 2014
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morphomasochist

Someone who compulsively ingratiates themselves through often self-punishing personal adaptations, usually for secondary gain.
As a masterful morphomasochist he got himself tight with the boss, thereby grabbing the power and control he craved.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019
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