Mipple

A male nipple. The logic behind mipple is that a male breast is not called a boob but a moob, which is short for man boob. Thus a the shortened form on man nipple is mipple.

"Your mipples are showing through your shirt."

by Tis A. Terecs June 16, 2007

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jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

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To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.

1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.

by Bloodknight November 24, 2010

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jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

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gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

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