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moonboots

Noun - a man of middle age who walks around in a singlet, black faux leather waistcoat, soiled jeans and odd looking boots. Often heard to yell incomprehensible obscenities to his long suffering wife, whilst drinking beer and listening to Fleetwood Mac many years after Fleetwood Mac has arguably come and gone. Is often visited by police, who check his computer for kiddie porn, and ask him to stop hanging around local schools, offering cigarettes to very very young boys.
"Hey did you hear old moonboots last night?"
"No, why?"
"I heard him yelling hard out at his wife, something about "Put your fish where your mouth is b*tch, and fold some f*cking washing"

"Hey, what are the cops doing here?"
"Oh, old moonboots has been at it again so they are taking his computer away"
by Laury Nextman May 1, 2008
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Moonboots

Another word for "Lesbians."
Moonboot in non-plural form.
"Wow, their are Moonboots everywhere"
"Well, it IS a Gay bar."
by Chelsosaurus May 3, 2008
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It would mean thats somethings out of this world or to good to be true if used to describe an object or person...The saying "out of hand" is similar but is old school and out dated...This is a word that will surely catch on and leave its mark on the face of this Planet...
Yo buddy, My girlfriend is moonboots bro. Or if you were to see a muscle car doing a burnout you could just belt out "MOONBOOTS" without saying anything else...If at the grocery store your checker forgot to use your coupons and the price was alot more than you expected.."MOONBOOTS"
by Brandon Wolfe August 19, 2007
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Boot which you wear on the moon.
I am wearing my moonboots on the moon.
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