by Torklugnutz June 03, 2004
Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.
by Takumashii April 16, 2006
by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019
The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"
by r00fles April 24, 2003
man + boobie = moobie
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
by stef July 09, 2004
man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.
man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
by who0ligan January 19, 2006